Every fucking time.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
I have a question about cosplay! When you cosplayed Gamzee at fanime (I attended the gathering so it was pretty awesome seeing everyone there be so cool) what did you use to paint your skin grey? I have a Sollux cosplay in the works, so, I'm just curious! Thanks. uvu
Actually, I just followed my friends instructions when it came to make-up. Her tumblr name is Oracleofink, you can ask her what she used and the steps to use it…I believe the reason mine looked as well as it did was because I just applied it carefully and handled it even more so…
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
